Not that I would go to see such an event, but what happened the days when tough trucks included Billy Ray out there mixing it up in his 86 S-10 4x4? That was when tough trucks was tough trucks, and I for one loved it!
Maybe after the Short Bus loses the tripod look it needs to go to the fairgrounds and be in the tough trucks when they run monster trucks. Someone else will have to drive it though, I'm not sure I want to be laid up for the rest of the weekend!